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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:12
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Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...